girlwhowasonfire:

girlwhowasonfire:

the great thing about coffee: it cures exhaustion at 11 pm and enables you to write a bomb ass paper

The bad thing about coffee: it’s now 3 am and the only thing I want to do is cha cha real smooth

i cant believe caffeine was the only drug i was on when i wrote this

fantastic-geronimo-allonsy:

fullmetalmom:

vagisodium:

oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would

the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut

absolute fucking walnut

(Source: trashboat)

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

(Source: lolicutie)

the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

(Source: swarnpert)

I enjoy controlled loneliness. I like wandering around the city alone. I’m not afraid of coming back to an empty flat and lying down in an empty bed. I’m afraid of having no one to miss, of having no one to love.
― Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian  (via lovely—delight)

(Source: ughbenedict)